Post by Rev. Jim Cunningham on Nov 19, 2008 3:22:50 GMT -5
From: Manager Rev. Jim (Original Message) Sent: 5/21/2005 5:50 AM
While visiting another website, someone had posted a rather unique list of the things he believed that homosexuals and heterosexuals have contributed to society. Admitedly, it was rather one sided - pro gay and anti straight. What I found so unique about it is that, sad to say, the list was fairly accurate. Another member of the group, next to each entry on the list, wrote a derogatory comment against gays. So, I decided to butt my nose in and add my own commentary to each item on the list. I reprint it here for you.
The original items in the list are written in regular font, the other person's negative comment on it is written in italics, and my comments are listed below it (in brackets).
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HOMOSEXUALS have contributed:
art.........Perversion
(Heterosexuals create perverted art too. In fact, they create so much of it that Congress has repeatedly tried to enact laws to ban it. But I believe he was referring to gays being artistic in general. The only artistic talent straights seem to have is demonstrated in dinosaur shows like This Old House and Martha Stuart Living and the lovely way they paint swaztikas and graphiti on any clean surface.)
talent.........Knowing about womens dresses
(If we have to look at women, I suppose we're gonna make them look good. Which is odd, because that is actually what straights are suppose to be doing, but don't.)
music........Boy George and Judas Priest
(Try Techno, Pop, Disco, Party, Dance, Trance - all the gay music that keeps your straight clubs hopping. All we got from heteros is mind-numbing rap, unintelligable hard rock with screeching guitars and monkeys on drums, and nails-on-chalkboard Country. By the way, who the heck IS Judas Priest? As for Boy George, there simpy are not enough gays in all the world to buy all the records he sold, so obviously someone in the straight community liked him - enough to drive his albums to the top of the charts in the 80's. Please, buy a clue.)
fashion......Knowing how to dress like girls
(Gay men do not dress like girls. Transvestites and transexuals do. However, you straights sure knew a lot about dresses when inventing the Scottish kilt and the KKK hooded nightgown. America's "Christian" founding fathers sure knew an aweful lot about fancy wigs and dainty clothes, too.)
high property values.........Low personal values
clean neighborhoods....Dirty Minds.
(Low personal values would result in slums, such as you see in heterosexual neighborhoods, like white trash trailor parks and welfare projects and ghettos like the Bronxs and Chicago. To the contrary, clean minds create clean atmospheres which result in clean neighborhoods and high property value, such as you see in gay and pro-gay neighborhoods like South Beach's Art Deco District, Disney's Celebration, Beverly Hills, Boca Raton, Palm Beach, Historic Boston, Key West and San Francisco - all of which are the most expensive pieces of realty in the world. Yes, we gays have dirty minds, covered with the dirt of hard work - unlike heterosexuals who have porn shops in every city on the planet, not to mention that I dont think straights can invent a modern motion picture, TV show, magazine, newspaper, billboard, or radio station without smut or violence or bigotry of some kind in it. In fact, straight men are so sex-crazied that nearly every straight bar and night club has to bribe female customers by offering free admission and/or drinks so that there will be enough female supply for the testosterone-drenched demand of straight males).
high career workforce rate...Cuz if they dont get hired they sue the employer for discrimination.
(Actually it is because we care enough to educate ourselves and therefore become qualified for any job whatsoever - including yours. If we do ever sue, it's because the boss is not being professional and he let his testosterone - not his brain - take over his office. No one has the power to grant or deny rights. Rights come from nature. And if you are born on this planet you have the natural right to work as everyone else. An employer's personal distaste of someone's identity is irrelivant in the work place, which is the same reason you cannot fire someone for being black).
good taste.......Only if it involves a penis in thier mouth.
(Funny how you would know that - or even think of it. But yes you are right, it IS a good taste. However he wasn't referring to tastebuds. It took "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" for straights to even learn how to clean your homes, put on nice clothes, shave right, light a candle, and make a decent meal for your females.)
peace.....As long as people support gay sickness.
(Peace is where there is no violence and war. Sure gays debate and argue like anyone else, but we dont say "Agree with us or we will KILL you!" We, unlike straights, actually try to get along with our neighbors and with people who are different from ourselves - something Jesus commanded.... Odd how we "perverts" keep God's #1 law but you straights have such a hard time with it.)
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HETEROSEXUALS have contributed:
rape of a woman every 60 seconds......So do gays.
(If gays are now raping women, it is truly a new phenomenon that no one but you has ever heard about. And if they are, what are you complaining about? You did WANT gays to switch to chicks, didn't you?)
abortion every three seconds...Abortion is murder by anyone
(Of course it is murder, but it is not done by just "anyone". It is done ONLY by straights. Apparently abortion is the hetero's way of thanking God for making them straight, with the ability to procreate. Unfortunately for straights, God does not accept human sacrifices).
adoption......Gays adopt alot
(The crime isn't adoption itself, but that straights are the cause of anyone needing to be adopted in the first place (death of the parents notwithstanding). Fortunately for children, there are enough gay and lesbian couples willing to take them in and raise them after their straight parents abandon them - and homosexuals won't belittle or degrade or evict their children for being straight).
foster homes....Alot of gays come from foster homes.
(And you know that HOW? I've never met a homosexual who came from a foster home because most gays tend to come from loving parents - that is, of course, until the parents discover they are gay. Though it may be true - and I'm sure it is - that there are some gays who come from foster homes, again the issue isn't who came from them or who is the foster parent - but that we need foster homes in the first place. Foster homes are usually the result of negligent parents, who are, naturally, heterosexual).
war............Lots of gays in the navy.
(Yes, there are many gays in the Navy, as well as the Air Force, the Marines, and the Army. Nothing wrong with anyone willing to protect and defend his home and country. The probelm is that straights are the ones who cause the war in the first place. It's the homosexuals who volunteer to clean up the political and military mess you straights create).
illegitimate children....Illegitimate children forced to be gay
(Huh? Apparently you do not know the definition of "illegitimate", which means "born illegally", that is, born outside of wedlock. Heterosexuals alone are responsible for this. One in three children born each day are illegitimate. Doesn't sound like the hetero community is as moral as they make themselves out to be in comparisson to homosexuals. And if anyone is FORCING them to be gay, it is their own straight parents, which contradicts your argument).
broken homes.......Broken Morals (gays)
(Broken morals are the RESULT of broken homes, caused by heteros).
fatherless children.........Children With 2 fathers
(It is vastly better to have two fathers than no father at all. Imagine all the love and attention that child will have with two dads, as opposed to the stand-offish, brutish, macho straight fathers who dont give a rat's bum for their children and raise them to be barbarians. My partner has a son and he is proud to call both of us "dad" of his own free will and choice.)
willful, destructive and undisciplined children.....Brainwashed, Destructive, and Homosexual Children
(Any brainwashing comes from the heterosexual community, trying to make other people to be like them because they are afraid of anyone who is different. Homosexual children are born homosexual - not brainwashed into being homosexual. I knew I was gay as young as four years old, yet I never knew one gay person until I was 16. So who, pray tell, brainwashed me to be gay, if I am in fact gay because I was brainwashed? I was raised in a conservative Christian home which taught the same anti-gay bias that you teach. Yet through it all, I am who I am. I REMAINED gay. I did not BECOME gay.)
a 50% divorce rate....50% death rate due to aids (gays)
(Hmmm...divorce and A.I.D.S. are related HOW? I'll comment on your ignorant A.I.D.S. statement later. But the hetero divorce rate is proof of the utter lack of morals in the hetero community - a lack of morals you accuse gays of having. You want to stop gay marriages and you cant even maintain your straight ones!)
90% of child molesters....100% Of Pedophiles (gay)
(Government, police, and court records, as well as the reports of the American Psychological Association and American Psychiatric Association, show that 90% of child molesters ("pedophiles") are heterosexual. Only 10% are homosexual. It is totally false to accuse 100% of gays of being pedophiles. Gays are attracted to the SAME SEX, not children. By the statistics, homosexuals are ninety percent safer around children than heterosexuals.)
98.8% of U.S. prisoners....Lots Of gays In Prision
(My statistics come from public records. Yours seem to come from personal experience, or wishful thinking. Yes, there are "lots" of gays in prison - 1.2% of the prison population to be exact. Those statistics show that homosexuals are vastly more law abiding than heterosexuals. I'm sorry, WHOM did you say was immoral?)
gas guzzling, air polluting SUVs and monster trucks....Scooters And Battery Operated Mo-peds
(My my, but you certainly are knowledgable about the living habits of the homosexual! I think my gaydar is starting to beep in your direction. You have leveled many accusations of immorality against homosexuals, and yet time and again we see that heterosexuals are not only just AS immoral but are SUPERIOR to homosexuals in immorality. Now you would make fun of those who use environmentally safer, gas preserving vehicles, as opposed to your exhaust-belching, gas-wasting, small-penis-compensating land yahts.)
rap music...Sexualy Perverted And Sexulay Repressed
(We make sexually perverted music? Uh, have you ever LISTENED to a rap song? And there is NOTHING repressed about gays - except the way we are repressed by straights.)
dumb ignorant rednecks and hillbillies....Dumb Ignorant fairies And Princesses
(You silly man, you. Don't you know that there's no such thing as fairies - except maybe at Disneyland? And there is no such thing as princesses (unless you are Chi Chi Rodriguez in "To Wang Fo"); they are called "Queens" - gay OR straight men who like to dress in drag. However, we KNOW first hand that dumb ignorant rednecks and hillbillies most certainly DO exist, because all we have to do is turn on Jerry Springer for proof. The majority of homosexuals are eductated, classy, law abiding, employed, they do not have a 50% divorce rate, they do not have a problem with finding out who their children's daddy is, and they have too much self respect to appear on Jerry Springer in the first place.
KKK......Gay Gay Gay
(Thanks for the three cheers! Much appreciated. Just for that, we promise not to make fun of your white hooded dress and pointed hat when we see you march down the street.)
Naziism....Sexual Deviance And Perversion..Gays
(Yes, heterosexuality is a sexual devience and perversion of the homosexual lifestyle. But to each their own, and the marriage bed is sacred. However, I am confused as to whether your comment was just a brain fart or if you are defending Naziism.)
Communism.....Pedophelism And Gay Activism
(Again, I have no idea how these topics relate, other than pedophilism is a major part of heterosexual Communism. As for "gay activism", that phrase merely describes equal Americans who are fighting for the protection of equal rights for all sovereign citizens. The U.S. is NOT a democracy, it is a Constitutional Republic, where LAW - not MAN nor man's
OPINION - rules.
Fascism.....Activism..gays
(You'd prefer Fascism to equal rights activism? Then you are definitely in the wrong country! Fidel Castro would LOVE you! But remember, the same eraser you use to wipe out the rights of others will come back and wipe out each and every one of your own rights.)
the highest A.I.D.S. cases......The Cause Of Aids...Gays
(First off, it is a myth that gays started A.I.D.S., just like the one that says you have a gerbil in your butt. Gays are NOT the cause of A.I.D.S., it is not a "gay disease". It is a HUMAN disease. It, unlike you, does not discriminate. For the past 6 years, the United Nations World Health Organization reports that heterosexual women have the highest A.I.D.S. cases - and women certainly didn't get it from gay men. It is ignorant jerks like you, with your totally lack of facts about A.I.D.S., that keeps the disease spreading.)
domination of women....Domination Of Men..Gays
(Ok, are all your statements going to be this stupid, because my highly evolved sense of intelligence is cringing at each of your wrecklesss and childish remarks. What you are doing is trying to defend a concept that you do not understand with no ammunition to defend your possition because there is no true defense available for it. Gay men have never in history dominated men OR women - with the possible exception of Alexander the Great and RuPaul. Women all over the world have been dejected, defamed, dehumanized, reduced to property, barred from equal and civil human rights - by heterosexual men.)
circumcision.....Gay Circumsexualist Perverts
(ANYONE - gay or straight - who performs circumcision, gets a circumcision without a valid medical reason, or allows anyone to perform a circumcision without a valid medical reason on a child, IS a circumsexualist pervert. The very definition of "PRO-CIRC" is "circumsexualist pervert". According to the Apostle Paul, those into circumcision are "mutilators", so don't give me your moralizing.)
slums...bums (gays)..and I am not talking about the street guy
(Yes, it is true that gay males are into "bums" as you call them. Bums, just like a penis, are used to both excrete waste and perform a sexual function, which is why the entire inner lining of the anus and rectum are sexually sensitive, and give easy access to the hyper-sensitive prostate which conveniently is within reach of a penatrating penis. A great many heterosexual men enjoy anal intercourse with their female partners, whether he is penatrating her or she uses a finger or toy to penatrate him. There is NOTHING perverted about the human body, therefore there is nothing perverted about stimulating a part of the body that achieves sexual satisfaction. You are just a coward because you think that relating the male anus with sex somehow makes a person less of a man. No one really cares what your repressed mind think anyway. Yet how this relates to SLUMS, which is one of the many results of heterosexual corruption and greed and selfishness and lack of care for the fellow man, is beyond me.)
welfare.......Lack There of..(gays)
(I do not know whether you are complaining that we are not ON welfare or that we do not contribute to welfare. To the first charge, I would say that very few homosexuals are on welfare because very few of them enjoy being homeless and jobless while popping out a dozen or so kids that they cannot support. To the second charge, I would have to say that homosexuals contribute CONSTANTLY and EXCESSIVELY to welfare. We are taxed for schools for children that we do not have (nor can adopt in most places), and for thousands of government programs that we may not participate in. The gay community donates multi-millions of dollars to medical research, public community programs, and for caring for our own whom the straight world has rejected. So if anything, homosexuals are a model of excellency for the proper way to demonstrate welfare.)
religion....Anti- Religion, Anti God, Living In Sin Against God's Will..Gays
(You are a laugh riot. There are gay Christians all around the world. As I mentioned before, I myself am an ordained Christian minister. There are thousands of websites for gay Christians and there are ten of thousands of churches where gay Christians attend services. Just as the vast majority of heterosexuals are anti-religion and anti-god, so too is there that element among the gay community - especially after centuries of straight people saying that God hates us (who wants any part of such a God?). However, many homosexuals know that the God of the Bible is not the god that bigots and gay bashers promote, and we have not judged God by the ignorant and stupid actions of those who claim to speak for Him. Our relationship between ourselves and God is a personal matter, just as yours is. This nation is NOT a theocracy. Anyone has the right to believe in whatever God or religion thier conscience dictates - and if gay people wish to believe in a God who is not a Nazi bigot, then that is their right, just as it is your right to believe in a Nazi bigot god. However, my point was that it is heterosexuals who invent RELIGION as a weapon to support their own biases and hatreds. The One True God WILL judge all those who use His name and His Word to support their own hatred. God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son so that ANYONE who believes in Him will have eternal life - yet you dare to speak for God and put false words in His mouth, accusing Him of being a cruel and evil God. Remember this verse by Jesus: "The publicans and the harlots shall enter the Kingdom of God before YOU!")
bigotry........Pigitry..gays
(Some people are into odd things. To each their own. You, however, are not in any possition to dictate morals or declare who has the right to do what in the privacy of their own bedroom. "Pigitry", whether immoral or not, does not hurt anyone. BIGOTRY on the other hand, DOES hurt people and it is an offense against God, man, nature and the Law.)
violence....Gays Get Violent When You Tell Them They Are Wrong For Being Gay
(Hmmm, straights gay-bash us and you are saying we are the ones who are violent for defending ourselves? You are really twisted. Straights are the ones who LIVE in violence, fighting each other like dogs in the streets, fighting over females like wild animals, fighting over any issue whatsoever where they can flex your muscles and show off your manliness, which no one really gives a d**n about. Straights get violent over any and every issue, especially ones that they are ignorant about. They fight for power and dominance and control. Unlike homosexuals who are confident with themselves, and do not need to prove their worth to anyone.)
football.....Foozbal..gays
(Yehaw! Beats PRETENDING to be straight while slapping teammates on the butt and showering nude with each other.)
American Dictator George Bush
(You were wise not to try to defend this one).
German Dictator Adolf Hitler....All Gays Are Dictators of There Sexualy Impral Lifestyle
(That just doesn't even make sense and is not worth commenting on)
the lowest education levels....Lowest Levels Of Morality
(I think the above list pretty much proves that heterosexuals have by far the lowest levels of morality. And the fact that they keep pointing the finger away from themselves to the homosexuals proves my original point that heterosexuals have the lowest education levels.)
While visiting another website, someone had posted a rather unique list of the things he believed that homosexuals and heterosexuals have contributed to society. Admitedly, it was rather one sided - pro gay and anti straight. What I found so unique about it is that, sad to say, the list was fairly accurate. Another member of the group, next to each entry on the list, wrote a derogatory comment against gays. So, I decided to butt my nose in and add my own commentary to each item on the list. I reprint it here for you.
The original items in the list are written in regular font, the other person's negative comment on it is written in italics, and my comments are listed below it (in brackets).
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HOMOSEXUALS have contributed:
art.........Perversion
(Heterosexuals create perverted art too. In fact, they create so much of it that Congress has repeatedly tried to enact laws to ban it. But I believe he was referring to gays being artistic in general. The only artistic talent straights seem to have is demonstrated in dinosaur shows like This Old House and Martha Stuart Living and the lovely way they paint swaztikas and graphiti on any clean surface.)
talent.........Knowing about womens dresses
(If we have to look at women, I suppose we're gonna make them look good. Which is odd, because that is actually what straights are suppose to be doing, but don't.)
music........Boy George and Judas Priest
(Try Techno, Pop, Disco, Party, Dance, Trance - all the gay music that keeps your straight clubs hopping. All we got from heteros is mind-numbing rap, unintelligable hard rock with screeching guitars and monkeys on drums, and nails-on-chalkboard Country. By the way, who the heck IS Judas Priest? As for Boy George, there simpy are not enough gays in all the world to buy all the records he sold, so obviously someone in the straight community liked him - enough to drive his albums to the top of the charts in the 80's. Please, buy a clue.)
fashion......Knowing how to dress like girls
(Gay men do not dress like girls. Transvestites and transexuals do. However, you straights sure knew a lot about dresses when inventing the Scottish kilt and the KKK hooded nightgown. America's "Christian" founding fathers sure knew an aweful lot about fancy wigs and dainty clothes, too.)
high property values.........Low personal values
clean neighborhoods....Dirty Minds.
(Low personal values would result in slums, such as you see in heterosexual neighborhoods, like white trash trailor parks and welfare projects and ghettos like the Bronxs and Chicago. To the contrary, clean minds create clean atmospheres which result in clean neighborhoods and high property value, such as you see in gay and pro-gay neighborhoods like South Beach's Art Deco District, Disney's Celebration, Beverly Hills, Boca Raton, Palm Beach, Historic Boston, Key West and San Francisco - all of which are the most expensive pieces of realty in the world. Yes, we gays have dirty minds, covered with the dirt of hard work - unlike heterosexuals who have porn shops in every city on the planet, not to mention that I dont think straights can invent a modern motion picture, TV show, magazine, newspaper, billboard, or radio station without smut or violence or bigotry of some kind in it. In fact, straight men are so sex-crazied that nearly every straight bar and night club has to bribe female customers by offering free admission and/or drinks so that there will be enough female supply for the testosterone-drenched demand of straight males).
high career workforce rate...Cuz if they dont get hired they sue the employer for discrimination.
(Actually it is because we care enough to educate ourselves and therefore become qualified for any job whatsoever - including yours. If we do ever sue, it's because the boss is not being professional and he let his testosterone - not his brain - take over his office. No one has the power to grant or deny rights. Rights come from nature. And if you are born on this planet you have the natural right to work as everyone else. An employer's personal distaste of someone's identity is irrelivant in the work place, which is the same reason you cannot fire someone for being black).
good taste.......Only if it involves a penis in thier mouth.
(Funny how you would know that - or even think of it. But yes you are right, it IS a good taste. However he wasn't referring to tastebuds. It took "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" for straights to even learn how to clean your homes, put on nice clothes, shave right, light a candle, and make a decent meal for your females.)
peace.....As long as people support gay sickness.
(Peace is where there is no violence and war. Sure gays debate and argue like anyone else, but we dont say "Agree with us or we will KILL you!" We, unlike straights, actually try to get along with our neighbors and with people who are different from ourselves - something Jesus commanded.... Odd how we "perverts" keep God's #1 law but you straights have such a hard time with it.)
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HETEROSEXUALS have contributed:
rape of a woman every 60 seconds......So do gays.
(If gays are now raping women, it is truly a new phenomenon that no one but you has ever heard about. And if they are, what are you complaining about? You did WANT gays to switch to chicks, didn't you?)
abortion every three seconds...Abortion is murder by anyone
(Of course it is murder, but it is not done by just "anyone". It is done ONLY by straights. Apparently abortion is the hetero's way of thanking God for making them straight, with the ability to procreate. Unfortunately for straights, God does not accept human sacrifices).
adoption......Gays adopt alot
(The crime isn't adoption itself, but that straights are the cause of anyone needing to be adopted in the first place (death of the parents notwithstanding). Fortunately for children, there are enough gay and lesbian couples willing to take them in and raise them after their straight parents abandon them - and homosexuals won't belittle or degrade or evict their children for being straight).
foster homes....Alot of gays come from foster homes.
(And you know that HOW? I've never met a homosexual who came from a foster home because most gays tend to come from loving parents - that is, of course, until the parents discover they are gay. Though it may be true - and I'm sure it is - that there are some gays who come from foster homes, again the issue isn't who came from them or who is the foster parent - but that we need foster homes in the first place. Foster homes are usually the result of negligent parents, who are, naturally, heterosexual).
war............Lots of gays in the navy.
(Yes, there are many gays in the Navy, as well as the Air Force, the Marines, and the Army. Nothing wrong with anyone willing to protect and defend his home and country. The probelm is that straights are the ones who cause the war in the first place. It's the homosexuals who volunteer to clean up the political and military mess you straights create).
illegitimate children....Illegitimate children forced to be gay
(Huh? Apparently you do not know the definition of "illegitimate", which means "born illegally", that is, born outside of wedlock. Heterosexuals alone are responsible for this. One in three children born each day are illegitimate. Doesn't sound like the hetero community is as moral as they make themselves out to be in comparisson to homosexuals. And if anyone is FORCING them to be gay, it is their own straight parents, which contradicts your argument).
broken homes.......Broken Morals (gays)
(Broken morals are the RESULT of broken homes, caused by heteros).
fatherless children.........Children With 2 fathers
(It is vastly better to have two fathers than no father at all. Imagine all the love and attention that child will have with two dads, as opposed to the stand-offish, brutish, macho straight fathers who dont give a rat's bum for their children and raise them to be barbarians. My partner has a son and he is proud to call both of us "dad" of his own free will and choice.)
willful, destructive and undisciplined children.....Brainwashed, Destructive, and Homosexual Children
(Any brainwashing comes from the heterosexual community, trying to make other people to be like them because they are afraid of anyone who is different. Homosexual children are born homosexual - not brainwashed into being homosexual. I knew I was gay as young as four years old, yet I never knew one gay person until I was 16. So who, pray tell, brainwashed me to be gay, if I am in fact gay because I was brainwashed? I was raised in a conservative Christian home which taught the same anti-gay bias that you teach. Yet through it all, I am who I am. I REMAINED gay. I did not BECOME gay.)
a 50% divorce rate....50% death rate due to aids (gays)
(Hmmm...divorce and A.I.D.S. are related HOW? I'll comment on your ignorant A.I.D.S. statement later. But the hetero divorce rate is proof of the utter lack of morals in the hetero community - a lack of morals you accuse gays of having. You want to stop gay marriages and you cant even maintain your straight ones!)
90% of child molesters....100% Of Pedophiles (gay)
(Government, police, and court records, as well as the reports of the American Psychological Association and American Psychiatric Association, show that 90% of child molesters ("pedophiles") are heterosexual. Only 10% are homosexual. It is totally false to accuse 100% of gays of being pedophiles. Gays are attracted to the SAME SEX, not children. By the statistics, homosexuals are ninety percent safer around children than heterosexuals.)
98.8% of U.S. prisoners....Lots Of gays In Prision
(My statistics come from public records. Yours seem to come from personal experience, or wishful thinking. Yes, there are "lots" of gays in prison - 1.2% of the prison population to be exact. Those statistics show that homosexuals are vastly more law abiding than heterosexuals. I'm sorry, WHOM did you say was immoral?)
gas guzzling, air polluting SUVs and monster trucks....Scooters And Battery Operated Mo-peds
(My my, but you certainly are knowledgable about the living habits of the homosexual! I think my gaydar is starting to beep in your direction. You have leveled many accusations of immorality against homosexuals, and yet time and again we see that heterosexuals are not only just AS immoral but are SUPERIOR to homosexuals in immorality. Now you would make fun of those who use environmentally safer, gas preserving vehicles, as opposed to your exhaust-belching, gas-wasting, small-penis-compensating land yahts.)
rap music...Sexualy Perverted And Sexulay Repressed
(We make sexually perverted music? Uh, have you ever LISTENED to a rap song? And there is NOTHING repressed about gays - except the way we are repressed by straights.)
dumb ignorant rednecks and hillbillies....Dumb Ignorant fairies And Princesses
(You silly man, you. Don't you know that there's no such thing as fairies - except maybe at Disneyland? And there is no such thing as princesses (unless you are Chi Chi Rodriguez in "To Wang Fo"); they are called "Queens" - gay OR straight men who like to dress in drag. However, we KNOW first hand that dumb ignorant rednecks and hillbillies most certainly DO exist, because all we have to do is turn on Jerry Springer for proof. The majority of homosexuals are eductated, classy, law abiding, employed, they do not have a 50% divorce rate, they do not have a problem with finding out who their children's daddy is, and they have too much self respect to appear on Jerry Springer in the first place.
KKK......Gay Gay Gay
(Thanks for the three cheers! Much appreciated. Just for that, we promise not to make fun of your white hooded dress and pointed hat when we see you march down the street.)
Naziism....Sexual Deviance And Perversion..Gays
(Yes, heterosexuality is a sexual devience and perversion of the homosexual lifestyle. But to each their own, and the marriage bed is sacred. However, I am confused as to whether your comment was just a brain fart or if you are defending Naziism.)
Communism.....Pedophelism And Gay Activism
(Again, I have no idea how these topics relate, other than pedophilism is a major part of heterosexual Communism. As for "gay activism", that phrase merely describes equal Americans who are fighting for the protection of equal rights for all sovereign citizens. The U.S. is NOT a democracy, it is a Constitutional Republic, where LAW - not MAN nor man's
OPINION - rules.
Fascism.....Activism..gays
(You'd prefer Fascism to equal rights activism? Then you are definitely in the wrong country! Fidel Castro would LOVE you! But remember, the same eraser you use to wipe out the rights of others will come back and wipe out each and every one of your own rights.)
the highest A.I.D.S. cases......The Cause Of Aids...Gays
(First off, it is a myth that gays started A.I.D.S., just like the one that says you have a gerbil in your butt. Gays are NOT the cause of A.I.D.S., it is not a "gay disease". It is a HUMAN disease. It, unlike you, does not discriminate. For the past 6 years, the United Nations World Health Organization reports that heterosexual women have the highest A.I.D.S. cases - and women certainly didn't get it from gay men. It is ignorant jerks like you, with your totally lack of facts about A.I.D.S., that keeps the disease spreading.)
domination of women....Domination Of Men..Gays
(Ok, are all your statements going to be this stupid, because my highly evolved sense of intelligence is cringing at each of your wrecklesss and childish remarks. What you are doing is trying to defend a concept that you do not understand with no ammunition to defend your possition because there is no true defense available for it. Gay men have never in history dominated men OR women - with the possible exception of Alexander the Great and RuPaul. Women all over the world have been dejected, defamed, dehumanized, reduced to property, barred from equal and civil human rights - by heterosexual men.)
circumcision.....Gay Circumsexualist Perverts
(ANYONE - gay or straight - who performs circumcision, gets a circumcision without a valid medical reason, or allows anyone to perform a circumcision without a valid medical reason on a child, IS a circumsexualist pervert. The very definition of "PRO-CIRC" is "circumsexualist pervert". According to the Apostle Paul, those into circumcision are "mutilators", so don't give me your moralizing.)
slums...bums (gays)..and I am not talking about the street guy
(Yes, it is true that gay males are into "bums" as you call them. Bums, just like a penis, are used to both excrete waste and perform a sexual function, which is why the entire inner lining of the anus and rectum are sexually sensitive, and give easy access to the hyper-sensitive prostate which conveniently is within reach of a penatrating penis. A great many heterosexual men enjoy anal intercourse with their female partners, whether he is penatrating her or she uses a finger or toy to penatrate him. There is NOTHING perverted about the human body, therefore there is nothing perverted about stimulating a part of the body that achieves sexual satisfaction. You are just a coward because you think that relating the male anus with sex somehow makes a person less of a man. No one really cares what your repressed mind think anyway. Yet how this relates to SLUMS, which is one of the many results of heterosexual corruption and greed and selfishness and lack of care for the fellow man, is beyond me.)
welfare.......Lack There of..(gays)
(I do not know whether you are complaining that we are not ON welfare or that we do not contribute to welfare. To the first charge, I would say that very few homosexuals are on welfare because very few of them enjoy being homeless and jobless while popping out a dozen or so kids that they cannot support. To the second charge, I would have to say that homosexuals contribute CONSTANTLY and EXCESSIVELY to welfare. We are taxed for schools for children that we do not have (nor can adopt in most places), and for thousands of government programs that we may not participate in. The gay community donates multi-millions of dollars to medical research, public community programs, and for caring for our own whom the straight world has rejected. So if anything, homosexuals are a model of excellency for the proper way to demonstrate welfare.)
religion....Anti- Religion, Anti God, Living In Sin Against God's Will..Gays
(You are a laugh riot. There are gay Christians all around the world. As I mentioned before, I myself am an ordained Christian minister. There are thousands of websites for gay Christians and there are ten of thousands of churches where gay Christians attend services. Just as the vast majority of heterosexuals are anti-religion and anti-god, so too is there that element among the gay community - especially after centuries of straight people saying that God hates us (who wants any part of such a God?). However, many homosexuals know that the God of the Bible is not the god that bigots and gay bashers promote, and we have not judged God by the ignorant and stupid actions of those who claim to speak for Him. Our relationship between ourselves and God is a personal matter, just as yours is. This nation is NOT a theocracy. Anyone has the right to believe in whatever God or religion thier conscience dictates - and if gay people wish to believe in a God who is not a Nazi bigot, then that is their right, just as it is your right to believe in a Nazi bigot god. However, my point was that it is heterosexuals who invent RELIGION as a weapon to support their own biases and hatreds. The One True God WILL judge all those who use His name and His Word to support their own hatred. God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son so that ANYONE who believes in Him will have eternal life - yet you dare to speak for God and put false words in His mouth, accusing Him of being a cruel and evil God. Remember this verse by Jesus: "The publicans and the harlots shall enter the Kingdom of God before YOU!")
bigotry........Pigitry..gays
(Some people are into odd things. To each their own. You, however, are not in any possition to dictate morals or declare who has the right to do what in the privacy of their own bedroom. "Pigitry", whether immoral or not, does not hurt anyone. BIGOTRY on the other hand, DOES hurt people and it is an offense against God, man, nature and the Law.)
violence....Gays Get Violent When You Tell Them They Are Wrong For Being Gay
(Hmmm, straights gay-bash us and you are saying we are the ones who are violent for defending ourselves? You are really twisted. Straights are the ones who LIVE in violence, fighting each other like dogs in the streets, fighting over females like wild animals, fighting over any issue whatsoever where they can flex your muscles and show off your manliness, which no one really gives a d**n about. Straights get violent over any and every issue, especially ones that they are ignorant about. They fight for power and dominance and control. Unlike homosexuals who are confident with themselves, and do not need to prove their worth to anyone.)
football.....Foozbal..gays
(Yehaw! Beats PRETENDING to be straight while slapping teammates on the butt and showering nude with each other.)
American Dictator George Bush
(You were wise not to try to defend this one).
German Dictator Adolf Hitler....All Gays Are Dictators of There Sexualy Impral Lifestyle
(That just doesn't even make sense and is not worth commenting on)
the lowest education levels....Lowest Levels Of Morality
(I think the above list pretty much proves that heterosexuals have by far the lowest levels of morality. And the fact that they keep pointing the finger away from themselves to the homosexuals proves my original point that heterosexuals have the lowest education levels.)